Holiday Pile, Zombie Christmas, & Nazi Teenagers

Merry Christmas! Happy New Year! The holiday season is upon us! I thought it would be interesting to discuss some holiday news, including some examples of children writing to Santa Claus and what they say. Another Christmas tradition is going to meet santa at your local mall – well about 27% of dog owners are now taking their pets to sit on santa’s lap… why??? I have no earthly clue. The holiday photo industry is a 2.2 Billion dollar market though! So at least Santa doesnt mind!

Then in segment 2, some horrible jerk is vandalizing one man’s yearly Nativity scene. They cut of Mother Mary’s head, and threw baby Jesus into the river. Of course, it is zombie Mother Mary, and zombie baby Jesus. So, that may be one reason behind it. Then there is the story of children’s slides which are slicing fingers off as you go down, so that’s not very good, and the man who took one of those toy plastic cars that the kids get into and drive around in at about the speed of a snail. Yea, he’s installed a 160cc Honda engine into his child’s toy car, and it goes 40 MPH (more than 60 KPH). So, that sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.

We finish with the city of Los Angeles suing stores for lying about their “discounts” (that really aren’t) and a group of teenagers playing “Nazi’s VS Jews Beer Pong”. it… ends as well as you might guess. You may download the entire audio file directly by clicking here:

Cliff & Brandon are radio talk show hosts from Sacramento, California. Email your comments to info@theenglishexpress.com or send a message through Facebook. Hope you enjoy listening! See you again next week!

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